No, this isn't a cheap move from a raunchy porno.
Le Sabrage is a hot snotty technique
for opening a champagne bottle.
I don't have time to vais
record my own today,
à l'hopital
record my own today,and of course the best instructional video
has disabled its embedding
(smart little f*ckers)
...but it's still worth a peek.
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Learn from El Capitan Campbell-Jones here.
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Impress me at the ball drop.
xx
