12/23/10

DIY Edible Ornaments for the Closeted Gay Male


Keep your mouth fresh, your tree gorgeous, and your sexuality under wraps with this cute peppermint treat.


Queeny Materials: 

Several packages Soft Peppermint Puffs

1 skein of crochet thread

Fabric scissors


Butch Tools:

Power drill

Man-cutters



Assembly:

Unwrap desired amount of peppermints to convert to ornaments.
With the big scary drill on SLOW, use a 5/64ths inch bit to create a hole through the natural dimple of the peppermint.
With a flourish, unravel a length of crochet thread and snip off a 4"-5" section.
Thread the string through the peppermint hole. (gurrrrrrl!)
Knot.
Hang.
Enjoy.








Cost Breakdown:




Total: $13.50 - $73.50




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